Bad Baby Names

 

Think you've seen some odd names? Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback compiled thousands of peculiar names that they found in U.S. federal, state, and British census records and were enumerated (recorded) in the year 1930 or earlier.

Please understand that the names, below, are real people; they sojourned through life bearing these names.

What would it be like to attend middle or junior high school with a name like: Pig Walker, Hades Fryer, Pencil Officer, Helen Back, or Ura Scholar? (Oh, kids can be cruel!)

Be prepared to be amazed, amused, and awed! (And no, you won't find any Clewell ancestor listed here--at least none that I've found, yet!)

~ These United States ~

Arkansas Toomer Arizona Spriggs Iowa Bogg Idaho McFalls
Kansas Klutz Maine Glaze Maryland Word Ohio Justice
Oregon Fluke Texas Nation Utah West Wyoming Gallup

~ Ahhhhh, Nature ~

Pine Woods Pine Pine Oak Beam Elm Green
Tulip Zebedo Peony Green Aster Luna Petunia Friers
Bluebell Plopper Zinnia Vicars Daffodil Harner Marigold Blankenship

~ Out of this World! ~

Venus Jones Earth Baese Mars Rule Jupiter Jefferson
Pluto Godfrey Moon Moe Comet Cofield Star Buck
Sun Bright Star Bright Alien Luck Uranus Stukey
Nebula Hannah Klingon Potts Volcan Cross Enterpirse Whitcraft

~ A Whole Lotta Lotta ~

Lotta Land Lotta Luck Lotta Mann Lotta Bacon
Lotta Keys Lotta Bliss Lotta Fruit Lotta Grubbs
Lotta Beavers Lotta Hart Lotta Schools Lotta Funk
Lotta Snow Lotta Wales Lotta Bull Lotta Beers

~ The Other White Meat ~

Poultry Buckhalter Turkey Riley Chicken Lamb Lamb Armor
Mutton Bucker Ham Primus Bacon True Pork Huff
Steak White Veal Futty Venison Fowler Beef Spurger

~ Poor Ima ~

Ima Mann Ima Fish Ima Fink Ima Peacock
Ima Hooker Ima Reck Ima Pigg Ima Hogg
Ima Crapo Ima Guy Ima Bachelor Ima Bumm

~ Amanda What? ~

Amanda Heed Amanda Hold Amanda Keep Amanda Care
Amanda Shaft Amanda Hook Amanda Cook Amanda Love
Amana Boss Amanda Hate Amanda Slay Amanda Bury
Amanda Treasure Amanda Kiss Amanda Marry Amanda Bedgood

~ Good vs. Evil ~

Good Board Evil Goul Good Blood Evil Cook
Good Moody Evil Fox Good Fellers Evil Savage
Good Lord Evil Graves Good Hell Evil Trickery
Good Knight Evil Laws Good Good Evil Blessing

~ The Pledge of Allegiance ~

I Pledge (Partridge) Allegiance (Gove) to the Flag (Hill) of the United (States) of America (Rodgers) and to the republic for Which (Clement) it Stands (Good), One (Taylor) Nation (Hamilton) Under (Borie) God (Brown), indivisible, with Liberty (Yeager) and Justice (Hall) for All (Hardy).

~ Mary A. What? ~

Names with a "*" are men.

Mary A. Belcher Mary A. Carpenter Mary A. Minor Mary A. Ladd*
Mary A. Mann Mary A. Wytch Mary A. Hogg Mary A. King*
Mary A. Cook* Mary A. Wolf* Mary A. Payne* Mary A. Preacher

By the Numbers

Zero Pie One Brain Two W. Grant Three Lacroix
Four Nickels Five Longo Six Hancock Seven Falls
Eight Hornby Nine Miles Ten Jinks Eleven Grass
Twelve Kast Thirteen Snead Fourteen Anderson Fifteen Walker
Nineteen Banks Twenty Calwell Thirty Cale Forty Moore

~ Say it ain't so! ~

Al Coholic Otto Reck Adam Apple Rich Cousins
Aley Katz Love Lee Couch Ben Naughty Joy Ryder
Ivana Tinkle Oliver Clothesoff Hugh Jass Seymour Butz
Honey Dew Early Snow Rosie Hiney Noble Butt
Flea Bugg Buttimona Grimes Spicy Ivy Zexie Goats
Sin Burns Demon Battles Spartan Pride Ogre Crumpler
Please Crow Pleasant Fields Come Lee Banks Young Crook
Baby Pride Preserved Fish Lost Maxey Trueworthy Butt
Mary Christmas Happy Holiday Welcome Darling Silver Dollar
Anita Bath Mike Rotch I. P. Freely Amanda Hugginkiss
All of the names, above, can be found in Bad Baby Names by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback; Ancestry Publishing, 2008.
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